This is an old anthem for all married men (do not need to write "unhappy"). Guys, it helped to survive Al Bundy, it should help you too.Who’s that riding in the sun?
Who’s the man with the itchy gun?
Who’s the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
He sleeps with a gun but he loves his son
Killed his wife ’cos she weighed a ton. He’s Psycho Dad.
A little touched or so we’re told,
Killed his wife ’cos she had a cold
Might as well she was getting old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.
Not much. I have an impression that this is something that everyone knows one way or another but I don’t exactly know what it is... The only thing I can tell you is how they call it:
Fondle your flagpole
Free Willy
Frost the pastries
Frosting your maple bar
Frying up the corndog
Gallop the old lizard
Gardening with the golden trowel
Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion
Get a date with Slick Mittens
Bible is known as a book of many answers. In fact, it has answers on questions that you wouldn’t even think about! Chek it for yourself:Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. That would be Pharaoh’s daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he brought down the house.
A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out of their garden?
A. They raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. He said, "Your mother ate us out of house and home."
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David; he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
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