With the new academic year coming near, it’s really good to realise that things (and words) are not always what they seam (and sound). This text will give you an idea of what your teacher REALLY means...
They say: You’ll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field.
They mean: I wrote the thing and need the royalties.
They say: If you follow these few simple rules, you’ll do fine in this course.
They mean: Providing, of course, you don’t need any sleep or other ’life’.
How to tell whether it’s an urgent need or you can wait a couple of days more? Simply follow our user-friendly tips ;)
- You’re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.
- You’ve worn your sheets to school because you can’t get them off of you.
- Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.
We all dream of becoming millionaires. Making a fortune is nothing like a piece of cake, though. You need to think of a product, then come up with a catchy name for it, then think over and plan your actions carefully... and still success is not guaranteed. Take these unlucky guys as a warning and a lesson ;)
GERIATRIC CITY
Quality housing for older citizens that couldn’t attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other amenities.
A Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to its customers.
STICKY WICKETS
Preowned erotica for sale at attractive discount prices.
HAIR AND NOW
Fast, inexpensive hair replacement using cat fur and thumb tacks.
PARADISE LOST AND FOUND
A gynecological clinic franchise specializing in "50,000 mile tune-ups."
UNIX FOR HIRE
A computer consulting firm that just couldn’t build a long-term customer base.
IN THE CLOSET
A line of closet organizers that never caught on with young marrieds and new homeowners.
SCRATCH AND SNIFF
A new medication for hemorrhoids...available in all your favorite fragrances.
How ’bout you? Got your one and only business idea yet?
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